Welcome to FWN's 10 Questions Interview. We are honored to have Fort Worth punk rawkers The Vatican Press join us today.
Be sure to catch TVP in Fort Worth early tonight for Happy Hour at Dreamy Life Records. Music starts at 7pm.
BONUS WEEKEND ROAD TRIP ALERT: The Press will be hitting I-35 tomorrow for a Waco gig at the Spin Connection w/ the likes of ATX's The Capitalist Kids. See below show poster for further details.
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1. Dogs or Cats? Why?
Eddie: I love them both. I love all animals.
Dwayne: Dogs, cats can be such b******.
Adam: Definitely dogs. Cats are assholes. Also, they walk around in litter boxes and jump on cabinets and tables. Fuck that.
2. Aliens. Do they exist?
Eddie: Aliens do exist... I have seen two UFos.. TX, AND CO
Dwayne: Yes, I am one ... from Uranus
Adam: Aliens definitely exist. I have proof...
3. Drug of choice? (None is not an option btw)
Eddie: My favorite is the same color as your Xmas tree.
Dwayne: Alcohol
Adam: Black tar heroin. I'm gonna catch that fucking dragon, he shit on my couch.
4. Brown or white gravy? (Neither is not an option btw)
Eddie: I love brown gravy... Especially on mashed potatoes!
Dwayne: White, I am only racist against gravys.
Adam: Really depends. White gravy for chicken fried steak, brown for baked chicken or turkey.
5. Favorite weapon of mass destruction?
Eddie: The Plague is one of my faves..
Dwayne: Mustard gas, though ketchup gas would be fun.
Adam: My farts after eating brussel sprouts and poached eggs.
6. Favorite marsupial?
Eddie: My favorite Marsupial is a Koala bear!! So cute and fluffy!
Dwayne: Platypus
Adam: The opossum! North America's only marsupial! They are critters that eat other critters!
7. Favorite Superhero?
Eddie: The Incredible Hulk!!!
Dwayne: Captain Caveman
Adam: Aquaman
8. Did Dez catch it?
Eddie: Replay???
Dwayne: Yes but the Packers still won so get over it.
Adam: YOU'RE GODDAMMNED RIGHT HE FUCKING CAUGHT IT ITS SO OBVIOUS HE CONTROLLED THE BALL AND THEN MADE A MOVE TO EXTEND TO THE GOAL LINE SUCH HORSESHIT
9. When you die, if you were given the choice to come back as any animal, which would you choose?
Eddie: I think I would like to be an owl if I had a choice in my afterlife.
Dwayne: Dragonfly
Adam: Great White Shark. Seals look DELICIOUS.
10. The best MJ is: Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson, Mike Jones, or Milla Jovovich?
Eddie: Mary Jane is the best MJ.
Dwayne: My cousin Marcus Johnson.
Adam: She's a bad Mamma Jamma by Carl Carlton. If I need to explain this to you we can't be friends. Google it.
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about the word writer person:
Prewitt Scott-Jackson writes Dad poetry & short fiction when he's not hyping and typing for Fort Worth Noise. His writing can be found in Ghost City Press (New York), Five 2 One Magazine (Los Angeles), Prairie Schooner (University of Nebraska Press) and Sick Lit Magazine (Texas), among others. He prefers short walks on the beach because – and I quote – “It’s really hard to walk on sand.”